why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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