Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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