No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
