Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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