If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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