i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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