I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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