So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Bring me that man meat
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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