It's Friday. Sex?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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