the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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