How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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