I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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