: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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