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Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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