im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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