with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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