fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
