The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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