i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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