But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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