...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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