Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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