I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Come share oat with me in your robe
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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