scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The power of my boobs compel you
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
