hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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