awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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