Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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