omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Fuck appropriateness.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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