So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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