That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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