just come out here and I will go home with you...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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