come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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