She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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