What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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