we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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