Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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