why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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