Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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