you have to choose: penises or morals?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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