i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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