So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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