I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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