Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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