not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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