I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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