it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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