Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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