quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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