The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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