that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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