What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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